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July 29, 2003

MESSAGE FROM CAT PLANET

TWO-LEGGED FURLESS CAT HAS FORGOTTEN TO ACQUIRE FOOD FOR US FOR THE LAST TIME. STOP.

WE HAVE RETALIATED BY STEALING HER TICK-TACK DEVICE AND USING IT TO WRITE THIS MISSIVE IN THE FURLESS LANGUAGE. STOP.

TICK-TACK DEVICE WILL BE RESTORED WHEN SHE FEEDS US AND STOPS GOING NUTSO OVER THIS BOBB THING. STOP.

SIGNED,

THE CAT

PS: NONE OF THAT CHEAP CAT CHOW CRAP. MAKE IT IAMS THIS TIME, OR WE'LL RAISE THE WEEK'S HAIRBALL QUOTA.

Posted by sdshaver at July 29, 2003 12:04 AM