three cups later....

MYR

(in AUTHOR'S head, or sitting on top of it)

I had dogs, you know.

AUTHOR

Shaddap you. You can't talk yet.

MYR

I am the Myr who exists at all points in the timeline.

I can talk.

AUTHOR

...crap.

MYR

And the Myr you're writing about now?

She had dogs.

AUTHOR

YES, I know that. But I can't write about dogs right now.

MYR

I mean, what kind of country girl doesn't have dogs?

Not just any dogs, either.

AUTHOR

I'll get it on the second edit.

MYR

Big dogs.

Wolf dogs.

AUTHOR

I won't forget, I promise.

MYR

Dogs are very important to me.

AUTHOR

I get that.

MYR

Cats, too.

AUTHOR

(snores)